seblaine:

in every blogger’s history lies a dark, dark past

their first ever url 

hellocupcakeluv:

derpiusmaximus:

Or the day after that

actually

never

because im not stupid.

^^^^^^^^

Maybe guys don’t find me attractive because in short, fat, and mean. Ugh

glamoose:

I’m sorry, but my sensors indicate that you are indeed a weenie.

• Me: Why do I have to be this weird.
• Me: Why do I have to be this awkward.
• Me: Why am I even in love with an Asian who doesn't even know me.
• Me: What is sleep do you buy that off the internet.
• Me: Why are my feels all over the place.
• Me: How can my bias just stand there and be handsome.
• Me: Why can't we learn Korean at school.
• Me: Why am I not in Korea.
• Me: Why can't the music industries in Korea realize that Japan, Korea, China and California are not the only places in the world.

daekkeoya:

;^;

• Me: I hate you all, you're all idiots.
• Me: Why is that person staring at me.
• Me: Omg what would happen if a man just burst in the room with a gun. I would totally be the heroic person who sacrifices themselves for others.
• Me: No I don't know the answer to this question. Oh god, the teacher's going to call on me. My hand is not raised. Oh god oh god oh god, leave me alone. Act busy, just act busy. Abort mission, I repeat, abort mission.
• Me: My stomach just growled. When the fuck is lunch.
• Me: We should make a class Hunger Games. Where everyone dies.
• Me: Fuck I wish I studied..
• Me: No, seriously, never open your mouth again.
• Me: Ew, my teacher has children. They're sexually active. I wonder when they had sex for the first time. I wonder if they did drugs as a teenager. I totally bet they did.
• Me: Yeah, no, if a man walked in with a gun, I totally wouldn't sacrifice myself for these idiots. I would hide under my desk and tell him to just take them all.
• Me: Seriously, it's only been a minute.
• Me: I will never use this shit in my life.

palikpop:

LMFAO!!!!!

• English Teacher: Now I want you to tell me the saddest love story you have ever encountered.
• Me: Well, it all began when two babies were born in a different place and time. The boy grew up to be a successful young man who roams around the world to showcase his talent while the girl stayed in the sea of faces who admired him. He doesn't know her, but she knows him, from his real name to what his favorite color is. She sends him love letters, even if she's aware that he won't be able to read it and she has to pay loads of money just to watch him perform for a few hours. That pattern goes on and on, unceasingly. The boy continues to walk in his dream, while the girl could only look at him with pure admiration, and sadly, that's how it'll end. The boy...will never know just how much the girl loves him.
• English Teacher: That's quite sad.
• Me: Oh, the life of a fangirl really is sad, Teach.
• English Teacher: What
• Me: What